08 May 2011
Phone rings. Santa:Hello Prakash hai?
Banta:Nahi hai
Santa:Mombatti jala do, ho jayega!! :D
07 May 2011
What goes zzub, zzub, zzub? . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
A bee flying backwards! :D :D
06 May 2011
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn? . . . . . . .
Where is my pop corn?! :D :D :P
05 May 2011
How do you stop an elephant from charging ? . . . . . . . .
Take away the credit card!! :D :D
04 May 2011
Ek baar jungle mein sab janwar ga rahe the:
"PAN PARAG, PAN MASALA PAN PARAG" except giraffe.
Coz "UNCHE LOG, UNCHI PASAND" :D
03 May 2011
Q: Why did angry Anna Hazare stop using his computer? . . . . .
Ans: Coz he got a message - "File corrupted" :D
02 May 2011
Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat . .
Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat . .
Par wo dekh rahi thi Sony pe Aahat!! :D
01 May 2011
Sardarni: Mera husband ek hafte pehle aloo lene gaya tha abhi tak nahi aaya
Police(Sardar): To behen kuch aur paka lo!
30 April 2011
School me ladke line me khade the.
Pehle ka naam Jeet hain to dusre ka kya hoga?
Darr. 'Coz Darr ke aage Jeet hai!! :P
29 April 2011
Teacher-Batao A ke baad kya aata hai? . . . .
Santa kafi der sochne ke baad:"Kya Bolti Tu!"
28 April 2011
Munda hove sohna, kudi hove jawan,
Gaur Farmaiyega.. Munda hove sohna, kudi hove jawan,
Shakti Shakti Shaktimaan!!
27 April 2011
Hearing about a place called SANTACRUZ in Mumbai... . . .
BANTA is now in search of a place called BANTACRUZ!! :D
26 April 2011
WHAT HAS 4 WHEELS AND FLIES? . . . . . . . . . . . . .
A GARBAGE TRUCK!! :D :P ;) :D
25 April 2011
Why isnt Akshay Kumar's wife not as big a star as he is? . . . .
Coz she's Twinkle Twinkle little star!! :D
24 April 2011
Baarish mein ek ladki ko bheegne se kaise bachaoge? . . . . . .
Usey apna dil dedo coz DIL CHAATA HAI!! :D
23 April 2011
What is the height of PJ?
5 ft 8 inches (PJ = Paramjeet)
Annual Medical Examination mein measure ki thi, sachchi!! :D
22 April 2011
Why don't Afghans clap? . . . . . . . . .
Because they are ruled by 'TAALI-BAN'!! :D :P
21 April 2011
Police: Humne tumhe charo taraf se gher liya hai...
Gujju Chor: Chalo fir Garba khelte hai!! :D :P
20 April 2011
Maa kasam Ghalib ne aisa sher mara,
Maa kasam Ghalib ne aisa sher mara,
Ki sherni vidhwa ho gayi!! :D :D :P
19 April 2011
<2/2>Abhi agar wo sardar pani ke bahar aaye, to uska naam kya hoga?
Pani se bahar aane ke baad naam kaise change hoga!
18 April 2011
<1/2> Ek sardar pani ke andar rehta hai, to uska naam kya hoga? . .
Jal-Andhar Sing
17 April 2011
Ek calci dusre calci se kya kehta hai? . . . . . . . . . .
"CASIO" (Kaisi-ho?)!! :D
16 April 2011
Teacher: If 1000kgs is equal to one TON, so how much is 3000 kg equal to?
Junior Sardar: TON TON TON! :D :P
15 April 2011
My friend David had his ID stolen yesterday. We just call him Dav now
14 April 2011
Sardar in a train. A lady sat on berth of his child.
When she didn't get up, he shouted,"This lady is not giving birth to my child"
13 April 2011
Once an elephant gets over an ant, but the ant doesn't die!
Coz the elephant's name is ant and ant's name is elephant!
12 April 2011
If you are going somewhere and a black cat crosses your path, what does it mean?
It means that THE CAT IS ALSO GOING SOMEWHERE!!
11 April 2011
If a Negro writes a letter to u what will it be called? . . . .
Black mail! :D :P
10 April 2011
Who is SODIUM???
Ans: SHAHRUKH KHAN.....
Because he says "MAIN HOON Na!"
09 April 2011
Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes? . . . . . . . . .
A: A Piiig!! :D :P
08 April 2011
Abhi bazaar ho gaya hai thoda sa mand,
Abhi bazaar ho gaya hai thoda sa mand,
DLF IPL-Aaj se 51 dino tak Bharat Bandh!!
07 April 2011
Desi Sir ki Desi Angrezi:
1)Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin :P
2)Both of you stand together separately :D
06 April 2011
Pappu: Aapko taanke lagane aate hain?
Doctor: Yes
Pappu: Ye lo..meri chappal par laga do!! :D :P
05 April 2011
Boy:Main tuje bangla-gaadi dilaunga, gold ki dhair laga dunga
Girl:Shaam ko park aaoge?
BOY:Nahi, aaj CYCLE repairing ko di hai!!
04 April 2011
Nechay Ek sach hai...
...
Upar Ek jhoot tha ... :P :P :D
03 April 2011
Why can't you see Priyanka Chopra at night?
Because she is a DAY-SEE Girl!!
02 April 2011
Mom:Let's practice addition. Your aunt gave you 2 oranges and 2 bananas. Whats your answer?
Pappu: Thank You Auntie!!
01 April 2011
Does a radioactive cat have 18 half-lives?!! :D :P :O :D
Happy Fools Day!! :)
31 March 2011
A bored student in a physics class:
"The professor says that black holes are interesting, but I think they suck" :D :P
30 March 2011
A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?"
The bartender replied, "For you, no charge." :D :P
29 March 2011
Q.How do you know if you're being approached by the Quantum Mafia?
A.They make you an offer you can't understand!!
28 March 2011
Q.Why did Mr Ohm marry Mrs Ohm? . . . . . . . . . . .
A.Because he couldn't resistor (resist her)!! :D :P
27 March 2011
Q.What happens when you cut a prism in half? . . . . . . . .
A.All the prismers escape!! :D
26 March 2011
It's Physics time at HOTDays!!
Q.Where does bad light end up?
A.In prism!! :D :D
25 March 2011
Agar Razia ki shaadi ho jaye to usey kya kahenge? . . . . . .
Mallika Vadhu!! :D :P
24 March 2011
Salman Khan in Wanted-2:
1 bar jo maine commitment kardi uske bad main . . . . .
sirf Rajnikant ki sunta hun!! :P
23 March 2011
Teacher:Jo Dusro Ko Apni Baat Na Samjha Sake Wo Gadha Hota He
Pappu:Sir,Kya Matlab Mai Samjha Nai
Students Rock Teachers Shock!
22 March 2011
Q.What's the main reason for divorce? . . . . . . . . . .
A.Marriage!!
Students Rock Teachers Shock!
21 March 2011
Q.Where was the declaration of independence signed?
A.At the bottom of the page!!
Students Rock Teachers Shock!
20 March 2011
Q. How do you stop acid indigestion?
A. Stop drinking acid!!
Students Rock Teachers Shock!!
19 March 2011
Q.In which battle did Tipu Sultan die?
A.His last one!!
Students Rock! Teachers Shock!! :D :P
18 March 2011
<7/5>Last one, how do u kill a black hathi?
Nope, no activists here . . . . . . Play Chess!!
17 March 2011
<6/5>How?d you kill an Orange hathi?
Pagal ho gaye ho..itne hathi maroge to wildlife activists pakad lenge....haan :P
16 March 2011
<5/5>Now...How would u kill a purple hathi??
pagal ho gaye ho...purple hathi kabhi dekha hai kya? :D
15 March 2011
<4/5>How to kill green hathi?
Make him yellow by jaundice then get him angry turning him red, poison him making blue and use blue bandook!
14 March 2011
<3/5>How do u kill a yellow hathi?
First make him angry so that he gets red, then give him poison making him blue and then use blue bandook!
13 March 2011
<2/5>How do u kill a lal hathi?
First u give him poison, so he becomes blue & then kill him with the blue bandook!
12 March 2011
<1/5> How would you kill a blue hathi? . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . With a Blue Bandook!!
11 March 2011
Why are Indian husbands like Silver & Americans like Gold? . . .
Coz their wives call them Ag and Au respectively!!
10 March 2011
What question,if read backwards, becomes an infant? ? ?
It is: Why Be A Bee? Backwards, it?s Bee A Be Why (B-A-B-Y)
09 March 2011
Agar tum 90 times paap karoge to 45 times pakde jaoge... . . . .
coz SIN 90 = COT 45 :P
08 March 2011
If Sugriv and Bali decide to start a movie production at Hollywood, what will be its name?
Wanar Brothers!!
07 March 2011
How to distinguish between a murga n murgi? ? ? ? ? ?
Patthar maaro.. agar Bhagaa, to murga aur Bhagi to murgi!!
06 March 2011
Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an Orange?
. . . . . They both are not a banana! :P
05 March 2011
Gulshan Grover is riding a bike at velocity of light & mentions his name as Gulshan Grocer!
coz At speed of light, V=C
04 March 2011
Why did the fly fly? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . coz the spider spider (spied her)!! :D :P
03 March 2011
Q: WHAT IS 13 CUBE ?? . . . . . . . . .
A: Suroor Why??? .
. . . . . . Tera Tera Tera Suroor!! :D :P
02 March 2011
Q:WHO IS JOE ??? . .
A:KAMBAKHT ISHQ ...
KAMBAKHT ISHQ hai joe.... sara jaha hai wo... :P
01 March 2011
A women goes in an Auto Rickshaw and gets bald!! How??? . . . .
. . . Automatically (Auto-Mein-Takli) :D :D :P
28 February 2011
<2/2> Again,What will you call a person who is leaving India for a a short period of time?
. . Hindustan Le(A)ver Limited!
27 February 2011
What will you call a person who is leaving India??? . . . . . .
. Socho.... . . . . . Hindustan LE(A)VER!
26 February 2011
What is (P + i J)? . A "complex poor joke" . . .
Why don't people laugh on it? Bcoz the joke part is imaginary!!
25 February 2011
Why Brook Shields didn't marry James bond?? . . . . . . . .
. Coz she didn?t want to become BROOK BOND!! :P
24 February 2011
No matter how high the sky is, How deep the ocean is, How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is, I just want to tell you "They're none of your BUSINESS"
23 February 2011
Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?
He had an Arabic baby-sitter,
who always used to say "KEEP QUWAIT, KEEP QUWAIT"
22 February 2011
Boy throws a bottle of Bournvita out of the window.A cat sees it n buries it under the ground.
Why? CAT-BURIES Bournvita
21 February 2011
What would happen if u had a wooden car with wooden seats, wooden tyres & a wooden engine?
It wooden't Start :D
20 February 2011
Railway toilet me likha tha: Duniya chand pe pahuch gayi aur tu yahi baitha hai?
Santa likh ke aaya:Bas dho ke jaa hi raha hu!
19 February 2011
<2/2> Elephant:How old r u?
Cat:30 yrs
Elephnt:U look so young!
Cat: Zandu Kesri Jivan..BADHTI UMRA MANO THAM SI JAYE!!
18 February 2011
<1/2> Cat: How old are you?
Elephant: 5 years old
Cat: But you look so Big!!
Elephant: I'm a Complan Boy!!
17 February 2011
Ek Aadmi public bathroom gaya aur 1 hr baad aaya
Bahar baitha jamadar:20 Rs
Admi: saale bathroom gaya tha, CyberCafe Nahi
16 February 2011
Teacher-What is 80+90?
Bholu-100
Teacher-Wrong.It's 170
Bholu-Par bachpan me to suna tha ki "80, 90 purey 100!!"
15 February 2011
The 3 mysteries in life->
1.Who created the universe?
2.What happens after we die? .. ..
3.Who let the dogs out??
14 February 2011
Ladke wale Ladki k ghar:"Ladki kuch karti bhi hai"
Ladki ki Maa-Han Ji 11 Rs main pure 1100 SMS krti hai wo bhi 7 din me!
13 February 2011
What should be done to make Dhobi Ghat a hit? . . . .
Entry Free! . . . . And charge Rs. 300 on exit!! :D :P
12 February 2011
Unforgettable 3 Things In Our Life... ! ! ! . . . ! ! ! .
1. Breakfast
2. Lunch
3. Dinner!!! :D :D :P
11 February 2011
When WORDS aren't enough to express your feelings...
Dont think you are in LOVE
.. You just need to join an ENGLISH SPEAKING COURSE!
10 February 2011
Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon, . . . . .
Par tu tel hi itna lagati hai ki har bar fisal jata hoon!
09 February 2011
Bhai behen bichadne ka kya hua anjaam?
Don't say wah wah, Plz feel the pain
MUNNA bana MBBS aur MUNNI hui badnam
08 February 2011
Laaga chunari mein daag chupaon kaise, Laaga chunari mein daag..
Arre bhai chupaate kyon ho? Surf Excel hai na!!
07 February 2011
<4/4>Last time..What is red and goes tring tring? . . . . . .
FIRE BRIGADE! You thought I was confusing you? :P
06 February 2011
<3/4> Again, what is red and goes tring tring? . . . . . .
CAKE.. both red and tring tring were to confuse you...
05 February 2011
<2/4>Again, What is red and goes tring tring?? . . . . . .
Black phone.. . ..again, the red was to confuse you.
04 February 2011
<1/4>What is red and goes tring tring? . . . . .
TOMATO . ...the tring tring was 2 confuse you..
03 February 2011
Rajnikant VS Santa
Teacher-What is half of 8?
Rajni-4
Santa-Agar horizontally half karo to 0 or vertically half karo to 3
Bolo Tararara!!
02 February 2011
How do you divide seventeen apples among sixteen people? . . . .
. . . . . . .
... Make applesauce :D
01 February 2011
Santa: I have been trying to think of a word for two weeks.. . . .
Banta: It's 'fortnight' :D :P
31 January 2011
There was a plane crash.
Every SINGLE person died except two people
How is that possible? . .
They were MARRIED
30 January 2011
Santa har roj apni aadhi roti murge ko khilata tha . . .
Kyunki wo roj apni roti chicken ke saath khaana chahta tha
